Hello! Salut! And Welcome! Bienvenue!
Yep, it's eurovision again... which must mean i've had my account for a year-ish 'coz i did one of these for last year's too ^^
Atm, we're on country 2 - Isreal. It's got a great message, but it's boring... ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz They're not even actually playing those lil' fake bongo things... cheaters...
Anyway, country 1 (Lithuania) was cool-ish. He had fire in his hand ^^ and i <3 his hat xD
And now, it's France... the frech lady fails... BRING ON QUI A LE DROIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What? I like french songs (and movies too...) ^^' ... Don't judge me!!
Graham Norton's been lolz so far... not quite as good a Terry Wogan though... nvm. They've got a "Circus theme". They dun have clowns tho ^^ but they do have child catcher. Did you know, last year's winner can walk through polysterine walls? It's true. And he can fly ^^
Sweden, number 4, sucks too... too operatic. It burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y'know, everyone's taken it very seriously so far... ¬.¬
Croatia next... apparently they change clothes alot... y'know what, I'm count how many times people change clothes on this programme... so far, 0... but i'm sure that'll change soon...
Oh look, they're using the frickin' wind machine already... oh look, 1 costume change... oh wait, i just thought, last year's winner changed jackets twice... so, that'd make 3, wouldn't it? Or does a jacket not count? Wait, I'm the one counting, I make the rules ^^ So it does count ^^
Portugal now... apparently these guys are a little mental... so far, it doesn't seem it... mind u they've been singing about 30 seconds... doesn't seem very insane, 'cept the background is very colourful.
...Oh, it wasn't eurovision, it was the eurodance thing last time... so i havn't had it 1 year... suck 4 me... Oh well... Metal Phantom of the Opera - Make it happen!! (yes, i still want it to happen ^^)
Oh, at last, Portugal have finished... YAY!! ^^ Wasn't mental...
Iceland now... and, did you know, sneg means snow in russian... i assume it's russian... Icelandic lady's outfit is wierd... very blue... and old looking... nvm. OMG, no wind machine!!! Amazing!
Well, whilst Iceland drone on, i'ma get a drink...
*returns triumphantly with glass of water*
See, i'm a genius ^^ lol. I would have gotten some diet coke, but i've already had a glass today.
Greece now. yay greece ^^ apparently there's a shiny coffee table and alot of jumping. I'm assuming this is serious, but the dude's dancing is making me lol... lmao, it's like he thinks he's young and handsome... he reminds me of John Barrowman, but nowhere near as good looking... plus John Barrowman can dance... They are jumping ALOT... and it's a bit long for a coffee table... but i get what Graham means.
I just thought, since when is Isreal part of Europe?
Armenia? Where's that?! Well, Europe, obviously... I'll have to get a map up in a minute. I guess this meant to be serious too, but these guys are making me lol too... It's their outfits and accents...
My firend, Becca, just made me realise, I'm missing Britain's got talent... oh well...
Russia... apparently her face ages throughout the performance on the screen... OMG, she's really scary looking... Man, why are all the entries so serious?! It fails!
Oh look, she IS getting old! It's wierd... creepy *shivers*
Azerbaijan are back whoop whoop! They're quite cool last year... oh, it's very catchy... and dancey... does dancey actually have an e or have i just added it in... apparently, the lady's meant to be 32... i wanna look that good when i'm 32!! She looks, like, 23!! Oh, look, a wind machine... what a surprise. Oh well, i like this ^^ Out of the ones so far, i want these guys to win.
By the way, does anyone else think that our contest to get our entry was fixed? 'Coz i think the bloke should've one. And, also, the girl came in half way through the contest, knew Sir frog-man... oh, what's his name? He always looks bored in those contests... oh, man, I've forgotten his name. Yeh, well, him... and he almost definatly wrote that song for her, 'coz it suited her voice so well... though the man sung it better...
And now, 'coz of my ranting, i've missed Bosnia & Hezer-something... oh well... they were quite cool... very Les Mis... they looked cool-ish...
Just had an "ad-break", well, the rest of Europe did, but we got some russian film crew going round making people sing... yawn
13 - Moldova. Her dress looks bad on her... song's wierd, but the backing dancers are lolz...
OMG, mad men dancing!! This better get on youtube... They're adorable and insane... they're amazing, i love them!! You just wanna invite them to every party you ever go to... where is moldova? Another place i need to find on a map...
Malta have a chubby lady singing. Go chubby lady!! I like it when chubby people do things that skinny people normally do. Proves to the world that there's nothing wrong with being a lil' overweight... however, she should NOT wink at the camera... it's a lil' creepy... Oh well, she's boring. And my lil' sis is playing her clarinet over the top of her...
Gagarin = gagarin ^^
Estonia now... am bored already... OMG, she's gonna play the violin... oh dear... my poor ears... they're gonna probs hate me... Meh, s'alright...
Man, all these entries are sooooooo DULL!! They're all so serious... there aren't any men dressed as glitter balls or Turkey DJs or french people in pink with cats on their shoulder...
ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER!!!!!!!! My sis told me ^^'
Denmark looks and sounds like Rownan Keiting (sp?) from a distance... Rownan Keiting wrote the song for 'em too... you can tell... Wish he'd helped us instead... Webber flails...
Denmark are very likly to win... still like Azerbaijan... but the guitar guy in this is cool. The one without the cowboy hat. I like his awesome-cool leather trousers with the chains... ^^'
Germany now. Damn the fact they can't get Tokio Hotel to do it... OMG, this guy's trousers!! SHINEY!!!!! (literally, not as in good/awesome)strange song... not my thing, but not bad. like his scatting. Scary lady appeared... with whip... kinky much...
Kak Dela = how are you?
OMG, Turkey. I wanna move my hips like that!! Goddamn wind machines... I like backing dancng ladies' tops... they're cool... all ripped and awesome... OMG, guy in green skirt... has the face & hair of a young Johnny Depp... is that deliberate?
Apparently Albania is bad news... She's 17, apparently... so she is... scary blue pervvy thing!! looks like a man dressed in blue tights thats ran through a glitter factory... it's scary... but it's very flexible... the clown-ish guys are scary too... they break dance... oh look, a wind machine... the clowns look a little like the joker... dun get why she's a ballerina... well, that was wierd (yet serious...)
Ooh... Norway. He looks a lil' odd... dancers are amazing... his violin broke awwh, bless... and some dude lost his shoe...
OMG, the presenter lady's dress!! THAT BOW!!!!! And her last dress!! OMG, feathers much!!
Ukraine!! They better be mental!
Shick = glamour
oh, look at the roman gladiators on giant hoops!! that's new... She has shiny boots... not good shiny... no, don't carry her around!! She's wierd! And don't thrust in those tiny tunics!! OMG, the gladiators dance pervvy... this better be on youtube so u can see for yourself. OMG, she was so not playing those drums!! Is her dress red or orange? Y'know what, i want my own pervvy-dancing gladiator... they're mad. They're dancing makes me lol...
Romania... oh look, fairy ladies without wings... apparently, someone else sings part of it... on stage... but, like, half-hidden a little... so Graham said anyway... yeah, wingless fairy themed... oh, Graham didn't lie ^^ yay, Graham
Ugh, UK now... *chucks up* Am hiding for the next 3-4 mins... brb...
*hides*
*unhides*
OMG, finnish rapper!!!! LOL!!!!!!! Yeh, no, screw the girl band, go back to the finnish eminem!! yeh!! go rapper!! Prefer their rock musics... like Lordi... they were great! ^^ There are finnish fire dancers too... they look a little like rappers too... one looks girly... they're cool... tehe, burny sticks...
I agree Graham, i'm bored of the lady's hair too...
Spain now... "Tonight is for me" - does anyone see a theme running through the proper europian songs. 'It's my time', 'Este noche es para mi'... y'know, i think real europe wants to win... Yay, the lady disappeared, magic ^^
She came back
THere's a guy that looks a little like Gok Wan, but not as hot... he can do accrobatics ^^
prefer real Gok Wan
OMG!! Presenter lady is in a normal dress!! But they both fail at comedy...
My sis wants to vote for peeps just coz they have shiny pants/colourful backgrounds/biscuit tin drums.
Oh look, space people are watching eurovision... they're using an electric toothbrush as a microphne...
Bosnia & Herzegovina!! mwahahaha! Soz... lol, my sis is reading this now... stole the laptop off her just to write in that counrty ^^
lol, she just corrected all my spellings ^^
One of those ladies is stuck smiling... she just can't stop...
Oh, now she wants to vote for people just because they can skip...
Laura: wot, the men look happy just coz they can skip across the stage they're well sweet and my sis wants 2 vote 4 the gladiators, it only coz she likes the tiny tunic things, lol
NOT TRUE LAURA!! NOT true!!
Officailly taking Weeber out with a pump action shot gun ^^
Anyway, i want Azerbaijan to win ^^ NOT Ukeraine...
OMG, wha's up with the scary water laides? And the curtain dancers? I feels dizzy...
Ama look the wierd places up on a map now... I think i know wher Azerbaijan is...
Seriously, wha's up with the water stuffs? It is clever, but it's freakish... i wouldn't let the people touch it.
tehe, winning girls in plastic bags at the fair ^^
The girls in plastic bags seem to have died, much like fair ground fishes ^^
OMG, it's frog man!!!!!! Sorry, Lord Frog-man...
If we win, i'll cry :'(
or scream :@
maybe both :'@
Spanish peeps are giving their scores... This is what makes us over run... they spend ages saying hi...
WE got 10!?!
Violin dude is doing well (Norway)
NO!! Now we're 2nd!!
Is NOT happy!!
I dun mind if Norway win ^^ so long as we DON'T!!
Man i hate stupid ad-breaks...
Stupid finding scores takes forever... on the 21st of 42!!
*yawns*
Paul O'Gradey-Mrs. Doubtfire greekman
BAD GREEK PEOPLE!! Giving us 12!
You can tell i really REALLY don't like our entry
OMG, it's all on time!! maybe ahead of schedule!!
Norway win overall - fact!!
Last 2 countries...
Thank God!!
'coz am getting sleepy
as you can tell from my dead sentences
Norway - 387
All the thank yous made it over run ¬.¬

will update this with all the results... maybe... if i can b bothered... and if i can find the results somehwere...

Anyway... Norway ^^

Last thing - Metal Phantom of the Opera - believe it!!

... Hi people! t'has been a while since the last time i could b asked to write a journal... or add a deviation... ^^'

As much as I'd just looove to have a big update in which i can put up all my random crap and spam ur deviations boxes (mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!), I can't atm ( ) for i am busy with h/w, c/w etc. However I am going to put up my crappy lil' picture montage thing-a-me for it r is my tiny sister's birthday today (Yes, she is tiny, despite the fact she's only 2 1/2 years younger than me and is about an inch taller ¬.¬ stoopid sister, being so tall...)
Anyways, it's a lil' montage thing-a-me of the party she had Friday, which i am STILL EXHAUSTED from seeing as I had to decorate the cake, be the party host, cook the food and then take her (and the 2 of her friends that slept over) SWIMMING the next day! That's right, SWIMMING! After having a huge party and a sleep over, they went SWIMMING (yes, it does HAVE to be in capitals EVERY time) Which wouldn't have been too bad, i guess, if hadn't've (is hadn't've even a word?) had to go ICE SKATING (yes, that too has to be in caps)that morning for my stupid D of E (Duke of Edinbrugh) Award (*Glares at stoopid Duke of Edinbrugh (whoever he is) for creating the award* ¬.¬ ). Oh well, twas all lolz, even ice skating, i hate to admit... especially seeing as my view of ice skating is "if we were meant to ice skate, we would all have been born with blades on our feet" - and i still stick by it. Anyways, i got taken it the private bit so i could learn how to stand up if i fall over - a waste of time if you ask me seeing as i intend never to fall over... EVER. I also learned to touch my toes as i skate along (which i fail at, seeing as i can't even touch my toes on dry land) and how to skate in a circle... i like circles ^^ What? They're easy and random and circular ^^
tehehe, circles
Dun ask, keeps saying "tehehe trumpets" (or what ever fits instead of trumpets that has some relevance to the conversation) and now i've started too
But tha's beside the point, the point is that saturday, i used all 3 states of H20 (man, tha' sounds nerdy...) throughout the day in 3 different activities - Ice (ice skating), Water (swimming) and Steam (boiling a kettle ^^ - what, it was the only activity involving steam open to me...)

Oh, i just foulnd out who the Duke of Edinbrugh is, and he's the Queen's son and future King of England... whoops... ^^' hehehe... um... teehee? Well, anyway, his award that looks good on C.Vs SUCKS... alot!

Right, well, i r is bored (and hated by the royal family ^^' ) now, so i'm gonna put the picture up and then do some h/w so as my mum dun kill me...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, it's so hard!!
Okay, for a start, i need to stop liking people/bands/artists etc that speak a language i can't speak/can't speak well. I realised this today when i had to reply to comments written in different languages (i knew what they meant (kinda) i just didn't know how to reply...)
Secondly, it's the holidays (yay!!) and i'm bored out of my brains (lol, "Brains!"). I has 2 pics i r is working on for a couple of mates: and (love you guys) and stack loads of essays and crap the school's set me to do over the hols (sucks for me)
Well, anyway, the Camden trip was magically moved to yesterday as of the evening before, but i felt too ill to go (plus i wanted to take a couple of mates, make it a lil' more interesting)so now i can't go 'til, like, easter time probs (so you can tell i r not in the best of moods). Plus, my amazing thursdays have become rather shitty (excuse my french... even tho it's not french... dude, th saying has to be the crappiest in the world) 'coz an uninvited "friend" (i say that losely) turned up one week - it's just gone downhill from there... (Crap, this is starting to sound like a bloody Thomas Hardy novel... Jen, Alice, you know what i mean, lol ^^) This same person is coming on the CHesington trip, so that's as good as ruined. Plus there are gonna only be 5 of us, unless can come, which i'm not sure will go down to well with all of my mates... but, hey, I WANT AN EVEN NUMBER GROUP, SO I'M GONNA INVITE WHO THE HELL EVER I LIKE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!! HA!
It's not as evil as it sounds, y'know. I want an even number 'coz that way, no-ne ends up left out, 'coz someone always is in a odd numbered group - fact!
But yeah, Tuesday-Thursday r is all booked up and so is Satyrday 'coz i'm going to my mates' mate's 16th, which is gonna rule, and i might be busy on friday too, if wasn't joking when she said i should come over... must txt Jen 'bout that...
So, yeah, not alot of time left to realx with everything i've got going on. I would cancel wednesday ('coz we all know that "if it can go wrong, it will"...) but i think my parents might actually explode, which is never a good thing...
Y'know, maybe i should just learn German... Charlie can help me, she's good at languages... she needs to help me with spainsh too *can't understand that language* i always get it confused with french, they're both so hard...
Um... yeah! so

lol

y'know what else i needs to learn? I need to learn to use my god damn tablet - i fail on it, i really do... Jen could probs help me... and with the french, thos that might be better left to alice, i'm not sure :S
Y'wanna know something else, this site sould really use a spell checker...
That will be all...
xxx

... that i have miraculously mangaed not to ruin!! YAY ME!!!!!!!!

But yeah, for the record, sleep over was amazing, i just needed to let the lil' metaphorical bottle of emoitins in my head kinda over flow onto the screen...

That, and i knew if i didn't i would have LITERALLY torn up my art coursework last night - i knew i was gonna be up late and my emotions get the better of me, so i decided to get some of it out of my head so i could breath...

am TIRED!!!!...

i was up 'til TWO this mornin' finishing it all off (btw, 'tis really crap, but 'tis at least finished...) so once again, over flowing onto screen of screeny-ness is keeping me SANE (hehe, me, sane, LOL!!)

The rteally scary thing is i'm MAJORLY HYPED!! No, seriously, am bouncing off the walls (in kinda short bursts of energy, but still)

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BECAUSE WE CAN CAN CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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That is all ^^

why do i not lisen to my stoopid lil' brain anymore? My birthday always has and will be cursed, so why do i not just stop bothering?

Oh well, the highs were dizzying but the lows were the lowest ever... hope everything goes alright for chessington... :S *is dubious*

Right, should finish my french :'( and art :'( and maths :'( ...

Btw, guys, none of you ruined it for me, i ruined it for myself... you guys rule ^^

loves you all...